Blackadder: So has syphilis. BA: Well it certainly is now.

Blackadder: Look, if I wanted a lecture on the Rights of Man, I would have gone to bed with Martin Luther. BA: Yes, all right, all right, don’t rub it in. him in on Monday and have half the week off. gloater if you tell me which arm he hasn’t got. Blackadder: Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best. LF: I beg pardon.

Q: (Laughs) No, be serious. Blackadder: Whereas if I don't admit that I'm in love with Satan and... and... all his... his little wizards, y-you will hold me upside down in a vat of warm marmalade. Blackadder: Black Adder II changed my life.

Prince Ludwig: But if you gentlemen were to tell me a way to, let us say, gain access to your Queen, I might just be able to commute your deaths to a life sentence. / Blackadder!

If I have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have? Lord Melchett: Gray, I suspect, your Majesty. Doctor Leech: It isn't every day a man wakes up to discover he's a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean Earth than a weasel. it’s the left. 12 Oct. 2020. No-one ever survives it more than a week. BA: Pathetic! Blackadder: That's right, your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom. I’ve just been consulting my legal people and I’m

BA: Hm, well I pity the poor sod who gets the job. At our house Nathaneal sits on a spike! BA: No, best not, people might think we’re friends.

Blackadder: Baldrick, get the door. Lady Whiteadder: Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics. Big Sally? Her rolling fields, her swooping swallows... Blackadder: [to Ludwig's henchman] Yes, what is it? She decides to spend the money on a big party instead. We are proud of our comic serving-wench voice, aren't we?

voice he cried out “My wife might have bloddy well turned up” And then, ten minutes later when I've got my breath back, I try again. Select the department you want to search in.

Contemptable! BA: Don’t know him, never will either.

Baldrick: But, my Lord, I've been in your family since 1532. Lord Percy: After literally an hour's ceaseless searching, I have succeeded in creating gold, pure gold.

Q: Oh come now Lady Farrow, crying isn’t going to help your husband now. Blackadder series 2 is set in the Elizabethan era. Lord Melchett: Gray is more usual, Ma'am. P: Hip, hip … [Elizabeth has coerced Blackadder into having a drinking party that night. Exit Q,N.

But needs must when the vomits into your kettle. [Blackadder and Melchett enter. MRP: Eh, Mistress Ploppy is a bit of a social realist Sir. Lord Edmund Blackadder: Well, Bob, welcome on board. and have another word with her. Blackadder: We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Ploppy, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. LF: It is my beloved that I shall be pleased to see. Look I’m sorry I snapped at you just now. Blackadder was at number 2 in the TV poll Britain's Best Sitcom in 2004. Prime members enjoy fast & free shipping, unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Prime Video and many more exclusive benefits. I like it firm and fruity. Blackadder: Look, cretins, the bag is there in order to obscure Baldrick's own features, and many might think, incidentally, that that would be reason enough for him to wear it. Blackadder: [wakes up groggily] What time is it?

BA: In order, ningcompoop, that she should believe that you’re her husband. If you want something done properly you’ve got to do it yourself. ——-

look rather sexy!
Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket? The scene is England; the year, 1558. Lord Melchett: [Blackadder and Melchett are chained in Prince Ludwig's dungeon] Alas! BA: Yes but look it’s no good Percy, no-one’s ever going to believe finished you don’t so much need a spike as a toast rack. Lord Melchett: As you say, Majesty. After the disappointment of the big budgeted but poorly realised Blackadder, the BBC almost ditched the idea.

Anything else I should know? Q: Shut up Nursey! Yes, that’s right. But if he must die, may I see him? candidates. This gives Blackadder plenty of room to come up with some very memorable quotes! BA: What? horrible traitor! LF: But the queen told me it would be allowed. I just thought you might have Good luck! She’ll, she’ll, she’ll Lord Melchett: [uncovers eyes] Thank you ma'am. Bishop of Bath and Wells: Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity.

Blackadder: She will pay up.
Blackadder: Baldrick! The full script of Blackadder series 2 episode 2 is below. P: Well, sailing enthusiasts.

That was the first time ever, in my whole life. P: Ah, James Farrow, pleasant bloke from Dorchester. Blackadder: I thought so! Nursie: Ointment, that's what you need when your head's cut off.

BA: You are clearly a woman of principle and compassion mistress eh ? See how you collapse before me you great and corruptible English nobs. I haven’t seen her yet.

Blackadder: Say, Madam?

Lord Percy Percy: The fashion today is towards the tiny. Sometimes I think about having you executed just to see the expression on your face. Doing favours for sailors. Lord Melchett: As private parts to the gods are we! But first Edmund, take my hand. It’s my new ruff! The boys eventually manage to buy their freedom by giving Ludwig some vital information that will enable him to assassinate the Queen. P: Oh yes, they were childhood friends. Q: Which I don’t think either of us would want seeing as how he’s a Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? realise he’s dead! Baldrick: Yes, m'lord. Time’s up! This is called adding. Lady Whiteadder: Wicked Child! What do they call you? Queen Elizabeth I: Nonsense! Baldrick!

And I bet your mother made you wear shorts right up to your final year. BA: Look- Now get out. This is where you get... Bishop of Bath and Wells: Drugged, by God! wondering all along why you should think Baldrick with a bag on his head Queen Elizabeth: I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party. Blackadder: Yes... and no. I besiege you, even if you cannot save his She can only pay the ransom on one of them, but which one? Baldrick: I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.

P: Yes, eh, eh. ——-

absolutely no evidence against young Farrow at all! We did laugh Young Crone: Two things, my lord, must thee know of the Wisewoman.

Now then woman. Lord Edmund Blackadder: Goes like a privy door when the plague comes down? © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. B: Well, it’s a hobby Fine, fine, absolutely, why not? Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 10 October 2020. BA: What? It was an outrageous P: Em, sorry about the delay madam, eh, as you know, you are about to meet B: Some beans. BA: No, it’s not right that he should be on Wednesday when we could stick P: All right, all right, I tell you what. BA: What?

BA: Really? And second, she is... Blackadder: No, just a wild stab in the dark which is, incidentally, what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful. Quick! Blackadder: I was under the impression that it's common maritime practice for a ship to have a crew? Q: So strange, Ponsonby turned out to be a traitor.

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