Three, four blocks away, they see me coming. But it was the exact opposite. Fucking armbands. There were like seven failed businesses in this goddamn thing, and I gotta start lugging this shit out in, like, 90-degree weather, as a redhead, hating my life, right?

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Go to a fucking supermarket. Someone had to look. That might have started the meanness and would eventually. I love having the whole side of the street to myself. I'm too I'm so bad, it self promotion. I’ll lean back, hit my head on a sink, whatever I’ve got to do. I screwed everybody as no one can get sick so, where looking at a couple of values that are that hold a lot of people, but then we put like a comedy club level of peace. No reason.

I actually—I did not want to get a rescue dog.

It requires to have to care that much about all that sire thought today. You know? You walked up the staircase spiral staircase into first class. Go see Lord Of The Rings a couple of times, and leave your man in the stunned silence of what you just did. I don’t know what happened. Got a question for Conan? Right.” You’d pull around.

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You weren’t scared of nothing.

That’s what I do. Start your own fucking zoo!

So, my wife got freaked out because… Early on, she was loving the guy. What are you gonna do now, right? I love your advice. “What if I just dove headfirst right into those double back tires?”. But I’m just saying – I’m just saying, dude, in your heart to hearts, what do you think was going down before that happened? Obviously you can't use cat and shouldn't just be focused on yourself all the time in Euro. Right? When you talk about race and that shit as a white dude, you’ve got to go easy. Have all these extra resolve these days. He says: listen to your body if you'd off, if your body says, don't do something, don't do it the old times over myself was when I was like hey, you know what I should do.

I don’t know what they said. Can you believe the summer’s already over? What a fag. So… Anyways, by the time this special comes out, another election will have come and gone, and it’s just… God knows who we picked.

That’s what I’m really trying to tell you here. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. That’s so brave!

I would kick it right in its baby chest… and feel no guilt whatsoever.” Dude, Hitler is actually so evil, he actually makes me want to learn how to speak German. That’s the deal.

Fortunately, local blogger Maggie Maggenhall was on the scene. I can see no you're in home deep of trying to find one of the two people on that forty thousand square foot store that can help. Nothing to worry about. Like, “oh, that was the big holdup, right?

On my specials, I’m always talking about it. When I see married guys, I just get, like, nervous, man, that I’m just gonna be, like, that stereotypical married guy, you know? I don’t know what age you decided not to, but I went home at 39 not married, no kids, and I was just like, “there is no way I am going home at 40. You go to work every day paying off the house, you come home one day, she’s banging the next door neighbor, hands you divorce papers.

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This guy was photoshopping people out of photos… like, 60 years before the technology existed. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Dude I think he can win!

I feel you know and then, when you start to get all do you know, I think I think the goal is to not feel anything. Twenty to 25 million copies is Michael Jackson Thriller, okay?

You ever see a guy, like, so old, he has, like, that permanent look of horror on his face?

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Here’s another candy bar.

She’s done that. I’m a fucking lunatic with my temper. I’m not saying that.

I couldn’t believe it. I went to turn on the light. When I first came out to allay above you know ten fifteen years ago, these go back. You know one of the admirable the the pigs I admire about women is.

I swear to god. Thank you very much.

That literally ripped my heart out. A lion gets a little thorn in his paw, and everybody’s, “slow down.

Talking to the ladies, talking about body issues. You people are on goddamn acid. That’s the way you do it. They’re just sitting there like, “he, uh… you know, he always paid his bills on time, you know. You were. Everything except for the pants. Why don’t we just go down to the prison and rescue an inmate and just roll the dice that maybe the guy was wrongly convicted? How did it start? It announces just like that. It’s just a black guy.” Yeah, I know, you’re right to pull back. Is this what you’re doing? How’s it going?

I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. Thank you very much. More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. It’s not MTV Raps!” But I’m stereotyping you. None of the old ladies did. People and what is that gonna be like what they ll be able to survive, that there is a lot of empty space in the United States. She’s a mother.” And continues on, and immediately, I just look at my girlfriend like… You know.

I gotta be careful doing that night after night.

How am I emotionally gonna be able to deal with it?” Oh, I love it, absolutely.

And gradually, over the years, you increase it and they start frothing at the mouth.

No, no, no.

I actually documented the record on my Facebook page and…” and you want to give her an uppercut. I know that there are some comedian to all those in the therapeutic will need to be on stage all the time, and so I you know I love performing, but I'm not. City has good things and bad things, and you do what you do in any city which is you can find your you find your friends and you find you you don't like the things that you like to doing, and it's nice, like you. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Every fuckin’ special I do there is always one, always right down the fuckin’ middle. I’m gonna do the best I can, all right?

words like all they got all that year. I swear to God, just get in the fucking car.

They’re like there is no reason to hit a woman.

now at the release, this podcast, which is August twenty fifth. Have a good night. Someone’s got to have the balls to take out the sickle… and start chopping some heads. Somebody, for fuck’s sake, tell me.

It isn’t.

Honestly, people, I’m a bald red-headed male. It totally worked, because she walked away completely excited. Everybody thinks, like, you know, she dresses like a real-estate agent. Half the people don’t even want this fucking thing. What are the advantages of being a dab later in life? You know what I mean? This is how it works. I’m not saying you should do it. They just said the Great Barrier Reef is dead.

I was just trying to make her go away, you know?

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You take that hell hound, you put it in the goddamned car, drive it to work. So, long story short, she’s talking to this gorilla, and one day she decides to get it a little kitten. Dude, I want to get a job down there. You get married.

No problem with that, totally respect it.

You’ve got, like, some caravan with those sticky children of the corn handprints all over the windshield.

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Like, me, I’m racist, like, at the end of the day.

Okay? It’s more of an upper-body song. Now, half of me isn’t upset, you know, ’cause, “you got a rescue dog?” “Yeah, we have it for a week, and, you know, if you want to keep it, you can.” So I go, “let me see it,” so we started Skypeing, and she pans around. On a moonlit summer night, when sound carries. Sorry. You know? 2 MINUTES LEFT.

You’ve got to put it all over here in a little box, all your evil, as you’re just sitting there, fucking smiling, knowing what’s really going on. Just give me a call. I would see guys before they start their work. I think what it was. It was just it was the stress of trying to hold stuff back so then, like I haven't, done push ups or benching and forever, and I just do all these back.

you're, not young anymore. Were you just gonna thrown it in my hatchback and let me figure it out on the ride home?” The thing’s pulling out a sharpened toothbrush to stick in my neck. He was so fucking good… he wiped out everyone.

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No, dude, I would love to be married. Nobody, nobody. “Yeah, this is Jim Jeffcoat. You find what you need and the whole time you just thinkin.

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